Bird shit

Dear Iggy,

You didn't just write their headline for them, you handed it to them wrapped in gold leaf with a bow, a handwritten note, and a gift certificate for $25 off at Nevada Bob's Golf.

On the bright side, we can eagerly await a lengthy mea culpa detailing your flawed reasoning on avian symbology appearing in the American press in three or four years time. Better start thumbing through your copy of Bartlett's Familiar Quotations now. I bet Cicero had a few piquant thoughts on puffin poo.