It's no Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, but, well, what can you do?

Whenever I find my life is at risk of being too serious, I like to whip up the following:

-one part Joe "Is She Really Going Out With Him?" Jackson.
-one part Ben "Is She Really Going To Get An Abortion?" Folds.
-combine over Pulp of Jarvis Cocker.
-add large dollop of cream of William Fucking Shatner.
-blend vigorously
-serve via YouTube, garnished with rind of Leno

(suggested accompaniment: strong cheese.)