in which Tom demonstrates that he, too, can keep up with them kids these days with their blogs and their MTV and their Super Nintendo

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Not this shit again

While everyone (yours truly included) has been fixated on the situation in Lebanon, things have continued their delightful spiral in Somalia.

Today's Globe notes how the Islamic militias are closing on the secular government's redoubt, and Ethiopian troops have now crossed the border (at the president's request) to defend it. This is going to get ugly, and the worst part is that the world might not be watching.

Monday, July 17, 2006

Told-you-so-type update

Liberals finally weigh in on Lebanon.

Good on Rae for coming out with a sensible proposal, better on Axworthy for tearing Scotty B. a new asshole. The last thing the Liberals need is Lieberman-style foreign policy. And Iggy seems to have figured out that there are certainly times where "spending time with your family" makes rather good tactical sense.

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Lebanon again

The IHT seems to be seeing things like I see them. Mind you, it's possible they may have seen them that way a few hours earlier than I did. Jerks.

Also, the IAF seems to be among the most effective fighting forces in the world when it comes to neutralizing minibuses. Air superiority fighter indeed.

Friday, July 14, 2006

"Measured self-defence"

I'm pretty sure--you can never be really certain--that the CBC radio wakeup this morning whispered into my ear something to the effect of Stephen Harper being in England and meeting Blair. A quick Google News check indicates that I at least didn't dream up that much.

Anyway, per the dulcet tones of Zintar Sehrs, Harper went out of his way to say he totally supports Israeli actions in Lebanon. Blair, in comparison, at least felt the need to give the Lebanese people a shout-out and trot out the usual both-sides positive-solution lasting-peace line.

The following idea germinated on the morning walk to the bus stop (roughly between Dundurn Variety and the first bridge over the CPR, for you historical reconstructionists): is this latest Israeli flareup about to become one of these Iraq-style international litmus tests which will assign Western states and their leaders into one of two camps--Bush, Harper and Howard lining up alongside Team Israel: Regional Police (Izz-rael! Zayen ken!) while the EU types, apparently including relative hawks like Blair, wag their fingers and potentially earn "told you so" rights as things continue to shittify?

As Canadians, it'll be a new experience to be part of the make-stuff-(including)-(innocent)-(people)-go-boom camp, after a fairly lengthy tour of duty in the ranks of global boyscoutism. I'm obviously not so keen, but I'm a dirty hippy. The question is whether any politicians are going to be willing to give Harper hell on this. Jack and Gilles are givens. But what about that big red party in the middle of a leadership race? The one that gave Bush the finger on Iraq and saved our asses from a debacle?

Here's the problem, as I see it. Not to sound like John Mearshimer, but Canada's Israel Lobby, while undeniably weenie compared to its southern counterpart, does have its fingers rather well inserted into the red Liberal pie. (let's all figure out where Tom's mind is this morning.) Now, let's be perfectly clear: it's not shadow puppet-mastery by any means, and a lot of dyed-in-the-wool Grits with marble Laurier busts on their mantlepieces are in Israel's corner for their own well-thought-out reasons and not because the Elders of Zion have chained them there. For instance, Kinsella, bless his heart, sports wood for Israel a little too easily for my tastes, but hey, if you've spent much of your career on the ass of anti-Semitic scum I'm hardly going to get too uppity about it. Big Liberal donors of the past (though potentially not these days) have included the Aspers and Schwartzes and Bronfmans, who, needless to be said, like their meat without milk and their UN without anti-Israel motions. They certainly haven't been getting their way in a tinfoil-hat-inducing manner, but it's fair to say it's a stalled front and one side is certainly better armed than the other.

That said, the Liberals have also been the party of choice for much of Arab Canada for the last little while. Quebec is notoriously less than keen on Israel. This arrangement of political forces basically makes for an awkward situation where uttingshay upay on the ionistzay has become a reflexive response to many in the party. It's hard to shut up in a leadership race, though.

From what I understand, both Volpe and Bennett are big Israel backers, and not coincidentally happen to represent two Jewish-heavy Toronto ridings. Rae emphatically quit the NDP back when Svend Robinson took a rubber bullet up the ass or whatever it was, citing their Israel bashing in an opinion column I can't be arsed to LexisNexis for. And Ignatieff is generally pro-ass-kicking, provided you can get freedom into the equation somewhere.

But if this is another one of those Iraq situations, we Canadians need someone to stand up and say what's going on right now is wrong, and we can't just rely on fringey voices that will be easily dismissed. Even someone like Lloyd Axworthy could come out and make clear that he is capital-D Displeased with what's going on in Lebanon, but it sadly wouldn't have an impact. What we need is someone from the Liberal leadership field to stand up and call Harper on being a patsy.

It's risky as all hell. It's certainly not in the Liberal Party's interest to have various candidates and observers yelling about Israel back and forth, likely culminating with Kinsella saying some rather colourful things about Antonio Zerbiasias on his blog, as these things always do. But it's in Canada's interest to not let Harper's position go unchallenged. And just like Howard Dean planted the seeds of Iraq opposition before it was cool, somebody needs to touch this third rail to make Harper defend a foreign policy position I can't see being shared by a great many Canadians.

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Pixels in motion

Here goes an experiment in sticking random shit I found on YouTube on the blog.

This vidclip, incidentally, is sheer brilliance, and yet mildly depressing in that I have a fair idea how long it took the poor chump to put this together in Premiere. There should be a way to buy strippers for these people online. Or maybe just a good sun lamp.

Monday, July 03, 2006

And now, some politics

Thus far this blog has managed to make it to four whole posts without sputtering out. I have no idea what the Vegas over-under was posted at, but I think this is a good sign.

So it's 2 am, and instead of writing an email that's been on the to-do list for multiple days, I've just reloaded this engrossing little readout from the Mexican Federal Elections Institute for like the ninth time in ten minutes. Following elections in faraway lands has become a disturbing vice of late. The fact that it's holding my interest at this time of the night while involving people I hadn't heard of a few days ago... well, lets be charitable and say it speaks volumes to the degree of a problem I have. And problem is probably the right word, in total seriousness.

I think this marks random election-following-evening #7 or so in a bizarre streak stretching back over the past year and a bit: previous nights of rapt entertainment have involved Germany, Britain, Italy, Hungary, Nova Scotia, the Czech Republic and Slovakia. Anyway, remember in the second X-Men movie, how there's the mutant kid who can change TV channels by blinking his eyes, and you can't help but think the poor fuck totally got the shaft? Well, I have him beat, because my magical mutant power doesn't involve flying or weather control or bedding Anna Paquin. No, I can use my throbbing brain to turn faraway election results into unexpected cliffhangers. I'm serious, look it up if you want... at least six of the aforementioned elections ended way closer than anybody expected. And distant elections I don't follow--which thankfully, includes a great portion of them--seem to go on undisturbed. This skill didn't seem to kick in for the last Canadian federal election, unfortunately.

Anyway, the Mexican presidential race has at least been billed in advance as likely to be a Bush-Gore or Berlusconi-Prodi style squeaker, with various polls predicting a dead head entirely independently of my brainwave activity. Now, as of the last refresh righty Calderón still has nearly a 2% margin on lefty López Obrador, but López Obrador has been painstakingly closing the gap over the course of the night. (Here my l33t politics skills kick in, and I see fit to point out that this likely stems from slower ballot counting in the more impoverished southern states and urban areas, where the left is stronger. So it'll keep narrowing over the night, and the question is whether López Obrador can make the pass, and whether anybody outside of Mexico will be awake when it happens). Anyway, this is pretty much watching grass grow in terms of drama at this stage. In case you were wondering.

On the bright side, my Spanish has improved considerably tonight. Granted, we're talking vocabulary like "representación proporcional" and "el voto en el extranjero", but you never know when you might get tapped by CSIS to go undercover at a Mexican political science conference. Right?