Bird shit

Dear Iggy,

You didn't just write their headline for them, you handed it to them wrapped in gold leaf with a bow, a handwritten note, and a gift certificate for $25 off at Nevada Bob's Golf.

On the bright side, we can eagerly await a lengthy mea culpa detailing your flawed reasoning on avian symbology appearing in the American press in three or four years time. Better start thumbing through your copy of Bartlett's Familiar Quotations now. I bet Cicero had a few piquant thoughts on puffin poo.

I guess they never looked at his peener

See, this story proves that not only were the Nazis sick and twisted—what with the dressing kids up as SS officers thing—but also really, really stupid.

I mean, a Jewish comedian? That's like the craziest idea ever.

Didn't they have a whole team of doctors working on that particular file? Surely they would have discovered that that degenerate Semitic humour gene can express itself from as early as the age of five.