Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Monday, September 24, 2007
A joke
When I read this joke online and chuckled, I suddenly realized my arts and science education was not entirely for naught:
Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar. Heisenberg turns to the other two and says, "Clearly this is a joke, but how can we figure out if it's funny or not?" Gödel replies, "We can't know that because we're inside the joke." Chomsky says, "Of course it's funny. You're just telling it wrong."
Labels: humour, interdisciplinary studies, nerd, physics, set theory, universal grammar
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
God bless Feschuk
The continuing riddle surrounding that lumbering useless contraption that passed for Paul Martin's communications team was how the hell they figured out how to suppress Scott Feschuk's genius. My current theory involves an IV drip, some relatively complex pharmacology, and a rubber ball gag.
Latest piece of evidence: Feschuk finishes Jim Flaherty's sentences.
Labels: former national post columnists, humour, martinites, politics, tories
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Found wisdom
Found printed on a package of border sauce ("hot," no less) obtained this afternoon at that garden of gastric delights, Taco Bell:
Save a bun.
Eat a Taco.
Goodnight, everybody.
Labels: condiments, cunnilingus, humour, taco bell
